So, After an incredibly long wait of 3 months, I wrote an article for Cracked.com. And this time, independently!
Their pay for an article is one of the best in the freelancing genre, and you don't need any experience or degree to start.
Cracked.com is one of the most popular, and the most visited humor website on the web with over 300 million unique page views each month. Yes, that's 8 zeroes.
Now, I won't lie to you, writing humor, even the dick jokes is not very easy, and finding entries that suit your niche may prove unbelievably hard, but if you are dedicated and really want to prove yourself, then it is nothing short of an incredible opportunity.
You can learn more about how to sign up and the pay(which is better than you think it is) from their website: Write For Us
As for the article, it is related to bands.
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